No Coffee, No Designee - Unisex Oversized Hoodie
No Coffee, No Designee - Unisex Oversized Hoodie
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About the Design
Some days, a strong cup of coffee is the only thing keeping you from having a creative breakdown. This hand-drawn design—sketched with the same jittery hand that clutches your morning caffeine—features a skull sinking into an overflowing coffee cup, resting on a sketchbook of doomed ideas. Wrapped in a ribbon, the phrase "No Coffee, No Designee" serves as both a warning and a mantra.
Perfect for sleep-deprived designers, overworked illustrators, and anyone who knows that creativity doesn't start until the caffeine kicks in.
About the Hoodie
Stay cozy while looking cool. This oversized hoodie brings effortless style with a perfectly relaxed fit and premium softness for those creative all-nighters. Layer it up, wear it out, or just disappear into it when the feedback hits too hard.
Deets
• 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester fleece
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Dropped shoulders
• Lined pullover hood with no drawcord
• Kangaroo pocket in front
• Sleeve cuff ribbing
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam
Heads up: It Sheds
This hoodie’s brushed interior is ridiculously soft—but it might leave a little evidence behind. To keep lint in check, avoid wearing dark layers under light-colored hoodies (and vice versa). Consider it the price of premium coziness.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 ¾ | 38-41 | 22 ½ |
| M | 28 ¾ | 42-45 | 22 ½ |
| L | 29 ¾ | 46-49 | 24 ¼ |
| XL | 30 ¾ | 50-53 | 24 ¼ |
| 2XL | 31 ¾ | 54-57 | 25 ½ |
| 3XL | 32 ¾ | 58-62 | 27 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 70.5 | 96.5-104.1 | 57.2 |
| M | 73 | 106.7-114.3 | 57.2 |
| L | 75.6 | 116.8-124.5 | 61.6 |
| XL | 78.1 | 127-134.6 | 61.6 |
| 2XL | 80.7 | 137.2-144.8 | 64.8 |
| 3XL | 83.2 | 147.3-157.5 | 68.6 |
Made Just for You
This hoodie isn’t sitting in a warehouse collecting dust—it’s custom-printed just for you when you order. That means a little extra wait time, but it also means less waste and no overproduction. Thanks for keeping it cool and conscious.
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